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'It Speaks: Tales Of A Reluctant Showgirl'

9th July 2009 to 10th July 2009 - 7.30pm

Price: £7Prices available at box office, email or via telephone.
Venue: Studio

 

"There's nothing quite like turning up at work to find a 35ft inflatable version of yourself, waving in the breeze, threatening to take out Sophie Ellis-Bextor..."

Dragged up by a gogo-dancing alcoholic and 'rescued' from a life of vice by Jehovah's Witnesses, Ophelia Bitz fought her stage-bound destiny as long as possible. But some things you just can't escape...A tale of false eyelashes, religion and the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd.

Clashing songs from Randy Newman, Kurt Weill, Flanders & Swann and Dolly Parton (plus several startling original numbers) with story-telling and libellous anecdotes, Ophelia Bitz's caustic, over-sexed and utterly silly comic style has won her praise and recognition on stages and soap-boxes all over the world.

" We expect big things for Ophelia in 2009; don't miss her show" Time Out

" Dirty, witty, fabulous. Ophelia Bitz is f*cking hilarious" Martyn Jaques, Tigerlillies

" A stunning zaftig cherub" The Independent

Ophelia Bitz, 23, is a professional cabaret and sideshow entertainer, working internationally since 2005. Previous collaborations include working with The Tigerlillies, Derren Brown, The Puppini Sisters, Mika and The Dresden Dolls.

Ophelia will be wearing/performing with a rango of custom mythological taxidermy creatures made  by David Curtis-Ring.

http://www.opheliabitz.com/

 
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